Combine the minced shallot, red wine vinegar, Dijon mustard, salt, and pepper in a bowl or blender. Whisk together (or blend if you prefer a completely smooth emulsion), then slowly drizzle in the olive oil while whisking constantly to create an emulsified dressing. Taste and add the honey if desired to balance the acidity. Set aside at room temperature. I like to make vinaigrettes at least 30 minutes ahead so the shallot can soften and the flavors meld together beautifully.
Bring a pot of water to a rolling boil and carefully add the eggs. Remove from heat immediately, cover the pot, and let the eggs sit undisturbed for 7 minutes—this ensures perfectly cooked yolks with no green ring. Transfer the eggs to an ice bath and let them chill for at least 10 minutes to stop the cooking process. Once cool, gently peel under cool running water and slice each egg into quarters. Set aside.
While the eggs are cooling, prepare your mise en place: chop the romaine into 1-inch strips, halve the cherry tomatoes lengthwise, slice the avocados, and crumble the blue cheese. Make sure the cooked tofu is cut into 1-inch chunks and the coconut bacon is ready to use. Finely chop the fresh chives and have your flaky sea salt and cracked pepper nearby for finishing. I prep all these components while the eggs cook so everything comes together quickly at assembly time.
Place the chopped romaine on a large serving plate or individual bowls. Drizzle generously with the shallot vinaigrette from Step 1 and toss lightly to coat the lettuce. Arrange the cooked tofu from Step 3, hard-boiled egg quarters from Step 2, coconut bacon, halved tomatoes, and sliced avocados in organized rows or clusters on top of the dressed lettuce. This creates the classic Cobb presentation and makes it easy for diners to get a bit of everything in each bite.
Top the assembled salad with crumbled blue cheese and chopped fresh chives. Season with flaky sea salt and freshly cracked black pepper. Drizzle additional vinaigrette over the top if desired, or serve it on the side for guests to add more to taste.